The Cat Whisperer (who totally gets your feline overlord)

Have you ever worried that your cat secretly plots world domination while you're gone? Fear not! With over 30 years of experience navigating the mysterious world of cats, I'm here to ensure your whiskered companion thrives during your absence.

Why choose me?

The ultimate cat referee: I've successfully fostered even the most "challenging" kitties from the PDSA. Hairballs and hissy fits? Bring it on!

Peace of mind for you: Whether it's playtime, cuddles, or simply refilling the magical food dispenser, I'll shower your cat with the attention they deserve (and maybe even some extra chin scratches).

Expect:

Daily updates with hilarious pictures (because let's face it, cat antics are pure comedy gold). A clean litter box (because nobody likes a stinky kingdom). A purring, content kitty when you return (hopefully not plotting revenge for leaving them). Bonus: I can even water your plants