Your Cat's Favorite Human Substitute

Hi, I'm Volha - the person your cat will pretend to ignore but secretly hope you hire again. With 15+ years as a doting pet parent and 2+ years professionally pampering even the sassiest of cats, l've mastered the art of speaking "cat." - I know when a flicked tail means "play with me" vs. "I will end you.”

Why Cats Tolerate Me:

• Respect First: I'll never force a belly rub. • Finicky Eater Whisperer: From gourmet wet food heated to room temperature to crushing kibble into dust for your toothless senior kitty-l've seen it all. • Medical Mojo: Hidden pills? Fluids? Ear/eye drops? Done. I approach with treats in one hand and a towel in the other. •Zero Judgement: Accident on the rug? Tantrum because the wrong kibble shape? Been there, cleaned that.

I won’t take it personally when your cat hides under the bed for 3 days. I will spot subtle signs of stress and red flags (overgrooming, changed litter habits, skipped meals). I will leave your home pristine.

Services Tailored for Feline Royalty:

• Playtime: Laser pointer marathons, feather wand duels, or crinkle-ball fetch - adapt to your cat's preferred chaos level. • Spa Treatment: Brushing and chin scratches timed to their purr-meter. • Litter Box Zen: Scooped to immaculate standards. • Routine Guardianship: Same feeding times, same window perch rotation, same 17-minute nap intervals. • Expert level rubs and cuddles

Free Extras for Cat Households: • Box Installation: I'll leave strategically placed empty boxes to maintain your cat's interior design vision. • Cat Grass Checkups: I'll water your plants (and trim any catnip you're growing for "recreational use"). • Daily Evidence: Photos and report sent after each visit. • House Magic: I'll flick lights, shuffle blinds, and even stage a half-drunk coffee mug to scare off burglars, grab your mail and roll out your bins