Cat sitter in Swanley

Hi I’m Matt and I work from home in Swanley. I have two cats bozo (black cat) and Teddy (tabby) who couldn’t be any more different! Me and my partner Bozo as a 3 month old kitten roaming the roads of tooting and we could not find his rightful owner and then got him a playmate!

After using catinaflat myself for when we are away, I thought I would sign up myself - I believe it’s a great idea cats can stay in their safe and familiar environment.

I love cats because they act like they own the place—and let’s be honest, they kind of do. One minute they’re ignoring you like you’re their unpaid butler, the next they’re knocking your glass of water off the table just to remind you who’s boss. It’s like living with a tiny, judgmental roommate who occasionally lets you pet them as a reward for good behavior.

They’re furry little drama queens with Olympic-level side-eyes, and I respect that level of commitment to attitude. You could buy them the fanciest toy, and they’ll still play with the box. You’ll spend 15 minutes preparing the perfect meal, and they’ll lick it once and walk away like a Michelin critic. Iconic.

But despite all the sass, they’ll curl up next to you and purr like a tiny lawnmower when you need comfort. They’re weird, wonderful little enigmas wrapped in fur, and honestly? I wouldn’t want them any other way.

love cats for their sass, their smarts, and their ability to rule the household with nothing but a stare and a well-timed meow. They’re graceful, hilarious, sometimes weird—but always lovable. And as a cat sitter, I treat every kitty like the royalty they clearly believe they are.

Here’s what I offer as your dedicated cat sitter:

🐾 Feeding & Fresh Water – Gourmet service, of course, tailored to their royal preferences. Wet food, dry food, or the ever-so-special “I only eat if you stir it twice” routine? Handled.

🐾 Litter Box Cleaning – Meticulously scooped and refreshed like a luxury spa visit. No complaints from your picky feline.

🐾 Playtime & Enrichment – Whether your cat is a high-energy laser-chaser or a laid-back wand toy connoisseur, I bring the fun.

🐾 Snuggles (on their terms) – I fully understand the sacred art of consent in cat cuddling. I’m happy to sit nearby like a humble servant until I’m summoned for chin scratches.

🐾 Daily Updates & Photos – You’ll get adorable pics, a little status report, and maybe even a dramatic cat diary entry: “Day 2: Still no sign of the tall one. The new one feeds well. Acceptable.”

🐾 Special Care – Comfortable giving meds, dealing with shy or senior cats, and understanding quirky routines. I’ve got patience and plenty of experience.

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Your cat deserves someone who doesn’t just tolerate their cattitude—but appreciates it. 😸 Want to talk about your kitty’s specific needs? I’m all ears (and treats)!