Professional Cat Servant & Biscuit-Making Lap Specialist

I’m a proudly obsessed cat enthusiast who has shared my life, pillow, and dedicated biscuit-making station (also known as my lap) with 10 wonderful feline rulers over the years.

I love cats more than people (don’t worry, I’m still polite to humans), and firmly believe cats are tiny, whiskered masterminds - I will happily drop everything in the moment to give chin scratchies and belly rubs.

I understand that every furry little legend has their own quirks, routines, and royal standards, and I’m here to cater to every individual need - whether that’s play-time zoomies, snack negotiations, personal space, or access to a premium kneading surface. I can’t wait to meet and lovingly serve all the local kitties! 🐾

I currently serve my 2 boys, Vega (my chonky white boi, 6) and Beans (my little ginger prince, 3), as well as 4 other cats at my mums house that I regularly visit (Ralph, 12, Jessie, 12, Tilly, 3, and Chucky, 2) 🐈🐈‍⬛

Day to day you’ll find me in secondary schools delivering intervention programmes for students struggling in mainstream education - this means I have a DBS check for extra safety for your bookings ☺️

My services include:

• Fresh water and food exactly how and where your fur baby prefers

• Clean bowls (because presentation matters)

• Litter tray cleaning and upkeep

• Playtime for zoomie champions

• Cuddles, lap time, or respectful admiration from a distance

• Updates as often as you’d like

I’m also happy to arrange a meet and greet beforehand to get to know your kitty, their routine, and their unique personality 🐾