🐾 Purrfectly Punny and Experienced Cat‑Sitting Remote Working Professional Peasant 🐾

Hi! I’m the human who shows up when you’re gone and convinces your cat that everything is still pawsitively fabulous.

I’m a lifelong cat enthusiast, professional chin‑scratcher, and fluent speaker of Meow, Chirp, and Occasional Hiss. Whether your kitty is a cuddle‑bug or a dramatic diva, I’m here to keep their world running smoothly.

As a former cat and dog owner, I’ve always felt that animals are the better halves of the human family — the quiet souls who teach us patience, kindness, and how to love without conditions. Spending time with them has never been a “service” to me; it’s a privilege. I treasure getting to know each pet’s unique personality and little habits, from the soft purrs of contentment to the quirky routines that make them who they are. Every animal carries a story, and I’m grateful for every chance to be part of it.

New to this site, please check my cat clients in the profile. Happy to give WhatsApp contact details for recommendations from current and previous clients based in Coventry, West Midlands and Dorset.

What I Offer

Daily, twice‑daily visits or overnight stays

Fresh food and water served with Michelin‑star enthusiasm

Litter box cleaning so your cat can continue pretending they’re royalty

Playtime for the zoomies, snuggles for the snugglers, and respectful distance for the “don’t touch me, peasant” types

Medication administration (because sometimes being a cat is hard work)

Photo updates so you can see your cat pretending they don’t miss you

Home care — plants watered, mail collected, and curtains adjusted for optimal bird‑watching

Why Cats Love Me

I respect boundaries like a true feline diplomat

I understand that every cat is a unique blend of chaos and charm

I give treats responsibly… unless your cat negotiates otherwise

I’m patient with shy kitties and enthusiastic with playful ones

Why Humans Trust Me

Reliable, insured, and detail‑oriented

Excellent communication — you’ll never be left in the dark (unless your cat sits on the light switch)

A genuine love for all whiskered personalities

Calm, confident, and committed to keeping your cat feline fine

My Philosophy

Cats aren’t pets — they’re tiny, opinionated roommates who deserve respect, routine, and the occasional feather toy. My mission is to keep them happy, safe, and thoroughly convinced that life is still all about them while you’re away.

Purrfect For:

Weekend getaways Long holidays Busy work weeks Senior cats needing gentle care Multi‑cat households (the more, the merrier)